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As I put my arm around Tiger to show him some love, my grip must have been a bit weak because he turned to me and whispered "Yo Lil' Kim, you best be liftin' some steel if you gonna be reaching those Par 5's in two".
"No doubt T" I whispered back, not wanting to argue with this Devil of a golfer.
As we separated and went our own ways, Tiger in his Gulfstream, and me in my Skoda, I called my imaginery Agent and told him to get me the best golf fitness trainers on the phone immediately,
or I'd have to banish them from my imagination for ever.
The next day I awoke with the Rocky Theme song blasting from my alarm clock, which made me jump out of bed and clean and jerk my TV several times above my head.
Now, if you have one of those TV's that would be more suited in an IMAX theatre and cleaning and jerking that would do you grief, you might want to consider our new golf fitness program, which will buff you up like Tiger.
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