We're going incognito in a few days so decided to show up a little early for our July tee time. It's been a quiet June, but July is an absolute brobdingnagian month. We haven't seen much of that round ball thingy tournament in Germany, but did manage to catch an absolute jaw-dropping, so-close-to-being-a-goal-fest 0-0 draw between an orange shirted team and blue and white shirted team. I just say GO New Zealand! Keep your head still over the short ones...

Golfers with deep pockets will enjoy Bangsai Country Club's 450 baht green fee during weekdays. This is one of Bangkok's better local designs and if you don't mind the municipal manicuring, you should be in for a great day... People often ask me "How can a scrawny little midget like yourself hit it so far". I don't have a good answer, so instead write about random golf topics that don't require any thought at all... This month, a blast from the past... Englishman Dave Jackson took a one hour putting lesson then went out and took just 27 putts to shoot his best score in over a year. See what others like Dave have to say about the Golfthink golf lesson programs... Hey Boys, last month I spent way too much time on the golf course and my skin started to get brown, so this month I'm bringing you a little bobby dazzler of an article from golfdigest.com on one of the greats of the game, Ben Hogan, I named my car after him - The Hawk. July's fist-pumping special is so awesome, so amazingly HOT, that we're afraid to tell you what it is because we could burn our lips. Ok...we'll risk it for you - book a 10 hour lesson series during July, and we'll give you 5 extra hours for notta cent. Nadder. Zilch! If you've ever played golf, chances are you've received some type of advice from other golfers who, despite the fact can't break 100 themselves, seem to think they might somehow be able to shave 10 strokes off your game with their knowledge. This is for them. Golf is a stupid sport Go away you little white ball chaser